When they arrive, I'll be sure to announce it twice for no reason. Look, do you want to pork the little kid from Tatooine or not? I'm bringing in Ewan McGregor and Hayden Christensen to keep an eye on you.īecause it's part of my evil scheme. Seeing you again brings warmness to my heart. NATALIE looks in the vicinity of the floor, where FRANK OZ sits with a green mask on in front of a giant blue set. Why am I the only one who actually aged ten years? NATALIE PORTMAN enters a room full of JEDI COUNCIL MEMBERS and the aging SENATOR IAN MCDIARMID. So, what, do I find all of the black people in the galaxy and make them my security guards? No no, that was the other black security guy. Look, I really appreciate your concern, but this is the second movie where you've been up my butt. We have to go to another obviously computer-generated location and interact with computer-generated characters. Wait, since you're my decoy, shouldn't you at least look like me?
Frankly, I'm not sure why I'm so upset, why else did I think I was hiring you? This was your job - in fact, this was your ONLY job. Suddenly, the ship explodes, killing crew members and NATALIE'S DECOY! Every single element of all shots now appear to be computer-generated. I suppose your decoy can get off the ship now.ĭecoy? Was I planning on still screwing around with that horrible bullshit? JAY LAGA'AIA emerges from one of the smaller ships, as does THE REAL SENATOR NATALIE PORTMAN A glimmering ship cuts through the fog, eventually landing, followed closely by two smaller Nubian transports.
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