


probably tired of listening to his inordinate amount of edgy bitching. Anyone who doesn't take Cyrus along for every mission is BALD AND FEWLISH. There are drop pods available to carry more men, but it is suspected that Wolverine (or Spike Spiegel) encouraged the rule so that he could remain on board and write bad poetry about the futility of life. Only three units and your commander may be taken along in any mission, and eventually two sergeants will need to stay home because there are six in total. Such is your reputation that your initial one and a half squads are expected to turn the tide of an Ork invasion. In classic Spess Mahrine style, your tiny band is more than sufficient to cunt-punch an entire Tyranid hive fleet back out of the Milky Way (while 'liberating' war gear from as many other Chapters as possible). The game features the Blood Ravens as the only playable campaign faction, and throughout the course of playing they fight Orks, because they’re everywhere, Eldar, who are attempting to slow the Tyranids' progress to their craftworld, and Tyranids. Davian Thule can also be called "Davian Cool" in this game. Also features the return of Davian Thule, who tragically lost both his eye and his sexy accent after the fighting on Kronus.

Actually, every single fucking space marine officer (with the exception of Tarkus, obviously) in this game does so, resulting in a HAIRESY-ridden gameplay experience. And your Force Commander avatar clearly spends more than the sanctioned amount of time maintaining his hair. It stars Sergeant Avitus, who hates you EVERYTHING, Sergeant Tarkus, who is bald, Spike Spiegel (also known as Wolverine from the X Men), and a bunch of 'mos. Dawn of War II is the sequel to Dawn of War and was released on February 19, 2009.
